Voice of an angel.
I AM HERE TO UPDATE MY TUMBLR. ALL HAIL THE ARRIVAL OF THE GREAT CHEEYANG :D
Actually, I’m a tad (just a tad heeheehee) lazy to give you the full details lah so here are very pretty and flattering pictures of me that I have taken off Facebook. They’re not in chronological order so just figure out when it all happened.
Okay, come to think of it, this photo isn’t THAT flattering but whatever. I REMEMBERED CUTTING MY HAIR ON THIS DAY. Urgh. I hate my hair still. I think I look epic gross in it.
Is it me or does Pei look like he’s going to start singing the National Anthem? HAHAHA.
And I completely don’t remember taking those last 2 photos AT ALL. >:\
So there you have. That’s what I’ve been up to. Well, the interesting events in my life anyway. :D SEE! I am so awesome for updating.
In other news, MY BRIGHT BLUE BERMS GOT DELIVERED TODAY! I know I’m gonna sound like a total noob now but it’s my first ever item bought from a blogshop. HAHAHA. I know right, how slow can I get? In my defense, I JUST GOT MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT+NETS&DEBIT CARD BACK! I am in control of a small portion of my money now heeheehee. Not the smartest thing to do actually, since I will shop&spend&shop&spend&shop&spend >:\ I would want to put a limit but the lowest is like $200 (or somewhere around that limit) and I don’t see the point of having a limit if I’m never going to spend so much in one day.
I AM ENLISTING SOON! And in lieu of my enlistment, I am trying to conquer my fear of insects (cockroaches and bees, in particular). You all will be very glad to know that I am on my way to succeeding. I KILLED A DAMN FLYING COCKROACH YESTERDAY! WITH ROLLED UP MAHJONG PAPER SOMEMORE OKAY! :D
You see, I was on the computer when BAM! That stupid flying cockroach flew straight into the nice limegreen wall DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME. So being me, I screamed and typed this to the people I was chatting to on MSN.
“OKAY BRB SCREAMING AT COCKROACH NOW.”
I’m glad they still think I’m sane.
So anyway, back to the story, I ran away from it and started searching for a weapon to guard myself. But you see, this cockroach was smart and knew that I was searching for a weapon so it flew and hid in some corner of my study. The roll of plastic wrapped mahjong paper was the weapon of my choice and off I went on my quest to kill that cockroach. It was a tough battle, considering how it could fly to every part of the room and everytime it flew in my direction, I would run for cover/use my hands to protect my face and head. But soon, it got complacent, seeing that I was too scared of cockroaches. It (can I give that cockroach a name? Like Molly?) decided to rest on the wall near the door and that was when I striked! With a one hard swing of my trusty weapon, Molly fell to the ground and victory was mine!
Okay and this was when I had to search for something to pick it up with. I refused to use tissue paper cause I had a feeling that the cockroach would come back to live and crawl up my hand, into my shirt and all over my body. After searching for another good 2 minutes, I decided to scoop it up with an A4 size paper and held it an arms’ length away from me.
Finally, I flushed it down the toilet bowl. Rest in peace, Molly. You have made me fear cockroaches a teeny weeny bit lesser and I now have the confidence to kill more cockroaches. Have fun in cockroach heaven.
See? Not bad huh! I am now ready for Tekong. I AM READY FOR WHATEVER ARMY IS GOING TO THROW AT ME. I AM A MAN NOW.
That’s like the highlight of my week so far. :D I am going to start bragging about it to everyone so do forgive me if I keep harping on it. :D BYE BYE PEOPLE.
